"I like to swim," I said. "And read. And watch movies. But can you imagine a catalog description for that? 'Exploring the Shallow Life: Students will enjoy a double feature of Love Actually and Bridget Jone's Diary, wallowing in the hotness of Hugh Grant and Colin Firth, followed by thrift-store shopping, intensive reading of mystery novels, and a dip in the pool. Evenings will be spent consuming Popsicles and experimenting with cosmetics.'" (p.72)
I wholeheartedly endorse the above activities; just substitute used book store shopping for thrift store shopping.
I also relate to feeling like this about boys:
"Jackson was there in my mind, all the time. Like a tumor." (p.81)
And finally I find myself saying things like this a little too often:
"If this were a movie of my life, I would go on for a couple of weeks in a state of dejection,"
.... followed by the appropriate happy ending.